ghostqueen169:

So Toki, why does your girlfriend look like Skwisgaar huh?

waitingforseason5:

Lets talk about Doomstar Requiem

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ghostqueen169:

generalcrozier:

what if offdensen raps the whole way through

that…would be so funny!

I would kill myself.  Seriously just commit suicide out of second hand mortification. hahaha

holkie:

curiouslyhigh:

ironbacon:

ariaasacura:

LISTEN UP METALOCALYPSE FANDOM

IF YOU ARE NOT BRINGING TUMBLR TO IT’S KNEES UPON THE RELEASE OF THIS ROCK OPERA

IF WE ARE NOT CRASHING SERVERS AND MAKING WHOLE FANDOMS TURN THEIR HEADS IN TERROR

THEN WE HAVE NOT DONE DETHKLOK IT’S JUSTICE

Fuck yeah, this person knows what’s up!

WE WILL MAKE THE MISHACOLYPSE LOOK PALTRY IN COMPARISON

I AM A GEAR IN THE WHEEL OF THE KLOK! I FEAR NOT MY MORTALITY! Which is good because DOOMSTAR REQUIEM may kill me. xD

melodeathgoddess:

missybarkley:

soon?

also: “the Doomstar Requiem”? How brutal is that!?

*fangirls into the sun*

onbrokenwingswefall:

heyfunniest:

oh my god I’m crying. this is officially the best post on the Internet!

punctures:

ungothic:

have you ever been so obsessed with something that it made you angry because you physically cannot shut the fuck up about it

 #idk how to like things casually

ghostqueen169:

Nice to know

picklesnickles:

Dick Knubbler  by ~hanshee

quhzk:

Can we have raging Toki in the 5th season again, please?

Why can I see Toki playing, like, the “damsel in distress” until the guys come to save him, then, like, the second one of them gets hurt, *BAM* feral!Toki.?

Klokateers.

cloudchaser2000:

The Villains of Metalocalypse